orange goo

Monday, 25 April 2011

It has roughly the same effect as smelling salts.

What you may ask? Well, on opening my cupboard to decide what I was going to microwave today, I was confronted by the overpowering stench of what can only be described as "ming". Inside was a bag of disintegrating Sainsbury's Organic Carrots. They were a bit more organic that I was hoping to encounter. I don't know if you've ever had the pleasure of an expiring carrot (quiet at the back). First thing is the smell, the smell of cat death. This is then followed by the realisation that they are leaking large quantities of sticky orange goo everywhere. I've just spent 30 minutes mopping this shit up.

Hopefully my shopping habits of buying carrots purely to throw them away a few days later will change in the near future.